The perks of living in Louisiana

Some of the lovelies we get here:

 

Flying Roaches.  Yes.  They FLY

Alligators

Nutria

Water Moccasins

These are all OK by me.  Well, the flying roaches are pretty disturbing, but my true fear is this.

Ahhhhh! The dreaded Red Wasp!!

Holy S**t! A Hornet!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I see flying, stinging bugs, I freeze.  I stop breathing.  I go into full on panic mode. 

And if they get into the house, I load the kids into the car and just leave.  

Totally rational, right?

This is why, sadly, my house can't be covered in things like this:

 Yes, I need hypnotherapy.

Or lots of Xanax...